Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sorry my hands just texted you
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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