Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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