check it out our google latitudes are spooning
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The Olympian is in my bed
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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