The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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