Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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