porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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