I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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