never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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