butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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