i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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