I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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