I just saw a hot homeless man
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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