my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
