I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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