I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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