I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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