I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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