Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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