I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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