I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
