I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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