Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm passing your future prison.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He shit in the fireplace
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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