I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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