she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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