Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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