She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
