So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
