my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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