I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
