Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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