Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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