it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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