So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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