life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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