There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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