i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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