i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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