The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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