I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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