If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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