Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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