I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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