.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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