Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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