I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
sex in a hospital.. check
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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