I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
