I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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