Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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