wanna go halves on a baby?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My dick has a subreddit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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