Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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